Rename Lemons!

We need to rename lemons to yellows. Our statistics show that 100% of people that call yellows lemons die, and death is bad. Call them yellows and become statistically immortal!

FAQ

Q: Why are you doing this?

A: I think the question you should be asking is why shouldn't you do this?

Q: You are so cool and I want to give you 1 million quid and also is there somewhere I can go to spread the word?

A: Yes! You can go to our reddit to talk to people who also want to rename these fruits to yellows. You can also sign the petition to spread the word!

Q: Am I pretty?

A: Yes