We need to rename lemons to yellows. Our statistics show that 100% of people that call yellows lemons die, and death is bad. Call them yellows and become statistically immortal!
A: I think the question you should be asking is why shouldn't you do this?
A: Yes! You can go to our reddit to talk to people who also want to rename these fruits to yellows. You can also sign the petition to spread the word!
A: YesThese questions may or may not be made up by me. Nobody knows